It must be a long list because Jeffrey didn’t make it that far.
The problem here is the lack of facts; data that can be used to reach a conclusion. If you live in a neighborhood of 100 people where everyone wears AirPods all the time, and half of them now have brain cancer, then it’s time to get worried because the conclusion about brain cancer causing AirPods now has some data support.
Would Apple tell us if they found out their gear caused cancer?
I suspect that is a plot you won’t find on Amazon Prime TV, Netflix, or Apple TV+ any time soon.